1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,182 Kathi, do you remember being my mother for shutting down the nuclear power plants? 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:06,130 fought? 3 00:00:07,950 --> 00:00:10,886 We no longer use electricity or hot water. 4 00:00:11,078 --> 00:00:13,090 Let's see who has the longer stamina. 5 00:00:13,750 --> 00:00:14,650 OK. 6 00:00:15,110 --> 00:00:17,250 Or when she wanted to free the laying hens. 7 00:00:18,030 --> 00:00:19,622 We go through the north gate. 8 00:00:19,766 --> 00:00:22,022 You stand guard here while I free the prisoners. 9 00:00:22,086 --> 00:00:24,118 When someone comes, you croak like a rooster. 10 00:00:24,294 --> 00:00:27,570 All right, I have it now. 11 00:00:28,270 --> 00:00:31,010 I would never laugh at her if she cared about anything. 12 00:00:31,510 --> 00:00:32,890 And what is she doing? 13 00:00:45,270 --> 00:00:47,062 So you're in love with Cem? 14 00:00:47,206 --> 00:00:50,050 No, I love him. 15 00:00:55,870 --> 00:00:59,730 Not even I spoke so pathetically about my first feelings of spring. 16 00:01:00,270 --> 00:01:01,430 Spring fever? 17 00:01:01,510 --> 00:01:02,846 Yes, little girl crushes. 18 00:01:02,878 --> 00:01:06,534 Yes, fine, but for me it's not about a crush. 19 00:01:06,702 --> 00:01:08,090 Cucumber, please. 20 00:01:08,430 --> 00:01:10,742 The feelings for Cem are just fantasy. 21 00:01:10,846 --> 00:01:15,246 Fantasy is a protective filter through which animal drives are intercepted. 22 00:01:15,398 --> 00:01:17,582 This trains you for later action. 23 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:20,862 The moment when you are truly ready for a relationship. 24 00:01:20,926 --> 00:01:23,716 Two thousand and one for mental and physical eroticism. 25 00:01:23,828 --> 00:01:25,852 But I was already with Axel. 26 00:01:25,956 --> 00:01:28,132 Psychologically speaking, Axel was a companion. 27 00:01:28,196 --> 00:01:29,764 An internal contact. 28 00:01:29,932 --> 00:01:31,284 Internal contact? 29 00:01:31,452 --> 00:01:33,372 Well, you were pretty inhibited with Axel. 30 00:01:33,396 --> 00:01:35,788 That didn't work at all when it came to sexuality. 31 00:01:35,924 --> 00:01:38,120 And that is good through sublimation. 32 00:01:38,580 --> 00:01:40,764 Mom, I don't understand anything. 33 00:01:40,892 --> 00:01:45,092 Sublimation is the redirection of sexual drive energy into mental performance. 34 00:01:45,236 --> 00:01:46,880 Then your Abi will also be better. 35 00:01:48,300 --> 00:01:51,412 So you mean Cem is just a porn in my head that 36 00:01:51,436 --> 00:01:52,840 doesn't mean anything? 37 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:55,440 Something really resonates with you. 38 00:01:56,140 --> 00:01:57,800 So, now off to school. 39 00:01:59,540 --> 00:02:01,880 Is that all you have to say about it? 40 00:02:02,740 --> 00:02:04,716 A little more gratitude, cucumber. 41 00:02:04,788 --> 00:02:07,636 The last call was worth €89.90. 42 00:02:07,646 --> 00:02:10,756 I still believe it. 43 00:02:10,908 --> 00:02:13,860 I'm never convinced that everything was right. 44 00:02:13,900 --> 00:02:18,200 That everything is and will be true. 45 00:02:19,840 --> 00:02:21,672 And all the complaints. 46 00:02:21,776 --> 00:02:24,700 And we are all alone against the rest. 47 00:02:27,600 --> 00:02:29,940 Nothing can happen to us. 48 00:02:33,800 --> 00:02:34,528 Craziness. 49 00:02:34,624 --> 00:02:38,016 Which daughter needs to look up her mother's intellectual chatter? 50 00:02:38,048 --> 00:02:38,880 to understand? 51 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,100 Why can't she be an actress or something simple like that? 52 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:48,010 Sublimate, divert sexual drive energy into mental performance. 53 00:02:48,130 --> 00:02:50,170 The emergence of all human culture. 54 00:02:50,210 --> 00:02:51,698 A result of sublimation. 55 00:02:51,834 --> 00:02:54,910 They only invented the atomic bomb because we don't all fuck enough. 56 00:02:55,690 --> 00:02:58,378 Jamo, do you realize that you are only a believer because you don't have one? 57 00:02:58,394 --> 00:02:58,898 have sex? 58 00:02:58,954 --> 00:03:00,314 You are impossible. 59 00:03:00,482 --> 00:03:01,082 Why me? 60 00:03:01,106 --> 00:03:02,550 Oswald Kolle, say that. 61 00:03:02,930 --> 00:03:04,538 Who is Oswald Kolle? 62 00:03:04,674 --> 00:03:05,626 Something like my mother? 63 00:03:05,658 --> 00:03:07,230 Now even more embarrassing. 64 00:03:08,170 --> 00:03:11,630 Elena, I am really happy with my religion and I don't miss anything. 65 00:03:12,010 --> 00:03:14,026 And what about the cute stalker from the internet? 66 00:03:14,138 --> 00:03:16,946 He's still waiting for you to finally date him. 67 00:03:17,098 --> 00:03:18,470 I don't write to him anymore. 68 00:03:18,970 --> 00:03:20,510 Did you tell him that too? 69 00:03:23,170 --> 00:03:26,510 So actually I'm not in love at all, just in puberty. 70 00:03:26,970 --> 00:03:28,630 Man, I'm turning 17. 71 00:03:30,970 --> 00:03:32,274 Hey Lena. 72 00:03:32,442 --> 00:03:33,470 Hey Costa. 73 00:03:34,610 --> 00:03:35,590 Hey Jim. 74 00:03:43,910 --> 00:03:47,318 Mom, I'm afraid you're completely wrong. 75 00:03:47,374 --> 00:03:48,982 I'm definitely in love with him. 76 00:03:49,006 --> 00:03:51,238 And very, very, very seriously. 77 00:03:51,414 --> 00:03:51,862 Cucumber? 78 00:03:51,886 --> 00:03:53,094 I explained that to you. 79 00:03:53,222 --> 00:03:55,502 Things only get serious after 40. 80 00:03:55,686 --> 00:03:56,974 So, wash your hands. 81 00:03:57,022 --> 00:03:57,930 Goes out to eat. 82 00:04:00,750 --> 00:04:03,050 I could say hello. 83 00:04:03,630 --> 00:04:06,090 I don't need girls who can't make up their minds. 84 00:04:06,490 --> 00:04:07,866 I can have them all. 85 00:04:08,058 --> 00:04:08,986 Pitfalls are in vogue. 86 00:04:09,018 --> 00:04:12,110 Dude, I'm way too horny for German girls. 87 00:04:13,610 --> 00:04:14,898 You don't understand that. 88 00:04:14,994 --> 00:04:17,310 Because Greeks have to take what they get anyway. 89 00:04:23,210 --> 00:04:25,270 We will all be there. 90 00:04:25,570 --> 00:04:27,470 She will melt away. 91 00:04:27,970 --> 00:04:32,028 Diamonds are still the surest way to a woman's heart, ÿousand. 92 00:04:32,074 --> 00:04:33,140 Diamonds? 93 00:04:33,920 --> 00:04:36,340 Diamonds, yes. 94 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:41,312 Diana has an admirer who wants to give her diamond jewelry. 95 00:04:41,496 --> 00:04:45,020 Diana, the civil war in Africa is being financed with diamonds. 96 00:04:46,040 --> 00:04:47,500 But not with everyone, right? 97 00:04:47,960 --> 00:04:50,416 Oh Mettin, you Turks are so apolitical. 98 00:04:50,568 --> 00:04:54,300 We tailors do not adorn ourselves with the blood of exploited black Africans. 99 00:04:56,280 --> 00:04:57,700 Is there chocolate mousse? 100 00:04:59,690 --> 00:05:01,750 No, no, it's rotten. 101 00:05:04,610 --> 00:05:08,950 And who will tell a funny story today to go with the food? 102 00:05:09,290 --> 00:05:12,990 Matching the food, the story can only be sad. 103 00:05:17,930 --> 00:05:21,730 Ms. Wohlfahrt, the stupid music teacher, hits on the sports teacher. 104 00:05:21,890 --> 00:05:24,018 I actually wanted ground goals with this. 105 00:05:24,154 --> 00:05:25,946 No, that's just fantasy. 106 00:05:26,058 --> 00:05:28,946 At best she is in love with him, but only then can you truly love 107 00:05:28,978 --> 00:05:30,260 from 40. 108 00:05:30,270 --> 00:05:32,410 And have you gotten math back yet? 109 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:33,226 No. 110 00:05:33,338 --> 00:05:33,990 Yes. 111 00:05:35,130 --> 00:05:38,178 Hey, why do I have to sit at the same table with my teacher? 112 00:05:38,314 --> 00:05:39,510 And what do you have? 113 00:05:43,090 --> 00:05:44,706 Well, it's going to be a great graduation. 114 00:05:44,818 --> 00:05:47,194 I don't need a high school diploma, I'll become a mafia member. 115 00:05:47,322 --> 00:05:50,910 I didn't study either, I taught myself everything. 116 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:52,786 That's why your company is bankrupt. 117 00:05:52,818 --> 00:05:54,230 And you're on my back. 118 00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:56,590 I war. 119 00:05:57,850 --> 00:05:59,510 Can I have the salt please? 120 00:06:06,290 --> 00:06:08,350 Now what did you do on purpose, right? 121 00:06:08,810 --> 00:06:10,138 You really are so shit. 122 00:06:10,194 --> 00:06:10,994 Gosh. 123 00:06:11,002 --> 00:06:13,030 Now don't cry, you stupid cow. 124 00:06:15,610 --> 00:06:16,870 I eat in the garden. 125 00:06:21,060 --> 00:06:22,628 Tell me, Cem, what's that about? 126 00:06:22,764 --> 00:06:23,956 Please apologize. 127 00:06:24,068 --> 00:06:27,660 Just because she's on her period, or what about them? 128 00:06:27,700 --> 00:06:29,160 Cem can't help it. 129 00:06:29,460 --> 00:06:31,760 Would you please come into the kitchen with me, little man? 130 00:06:44,740 --> 00:06:49,914 Ÿousand, I think I now know why she is so sensitive. 131 00:06:50,002 --> 00:06:52,850 This is her first time dating the opposite sex of the same age 132 00:06:52,890 --> 00:06:54,070 such a small space. 133 00:06:56,610 --> 00:07:03,666 Lena grew up without a father and now you're something like that 134 00:07:03,698 --> 00:07:05,390 her erotic role model. 135 00:07:06,170 --> 00:07:09,018 That sounds silly to you at first because you think of yourself as 136 00:07:09,114 --> 00:07:11,470 Of course the year old is not interested in them at all. 137 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:13,310 But treat her a little more gently. 138 00:07:13,390 --> 00:07:14,614 She has a crush on you. 139 00:07:14,742 --> 00:07:17,078 And if you don't manage to have a good relationship with her 140 00:07:17,094 --> 00:07:20,022 men, then she has to nibble on it for a very long time. 141 00:07:20,126 --> 00:07:23,798 And I heard you don't lock the door when you bathe. 142 00:07:23,814 --> 00:07:26,406 Cen, Lena hasn't seen that many naked boys yet. 143 00:07:26,438 --> 00:07:31,422 And we all know that the sight of a naked southerner is a... 144 00:07:31,446 --> 00:07:35,690 can put a Western European woman in a state of astonishment. 145 00:07:43,250 --> 00:07:44,594 Did you say anything? 146 00:07:44,682 --> 00:07:46,602 I have to talk to someone. 147 00:07:46,746 --> 00:07:48,990 Man, there's nothing to talk about. 148 00:07:53,810 --> 00:07:54,498 What does he mean? 149 00:07:54,514 --> 00:07:58,630 I thought this was my little girl secret. 150 00:07:59,090 --> 00:08:01,594 Doris, we made out for a whole night. 151 00:08:01,602 --> 00:08:02,802 He sent me declarations of love. 152 00:08:02,826 --> 00:08:05,098 We had an affair when I was with Axel and we 153 00:08:05,114 --> 00:08:06,390 wanted to sleep together. 154 00:08:07,730 --> 00:08:09,590 Did you kiss? 155 00:08:10,030 --> 00:08:11,530 In this house? 156 00:08:11,830 --> 00:08:16,730 Yes, we even did petting. 157 00:08:17,510 --> 00:08:19,490 This is more than just an internal contact. 158 00:08:30,790 --> 00:08:32,118 It's over. 159 00:08:32,214 --> 00:08:33,638 We will no longer communicate. 160 00:08:33,694 --> 00:08:36,770 I have no interest in dating a young man. 161 00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:37,770 Ÿousand. 162 00:08:44,339 --> 00:08:45,387 She told you everything. 163 00:08:45,403 --> 00:08:46,483 Do you know how embarrassing that is? 164 00:08:46,571 --> 00:08:50,919 Man, hey, you didn't even give him a chance to grin. 165 00:08:51,579 --> 00:08:53,187 It didn't happen, okay? 166 00:08:53,323 --> 00:08:55,555 Of course I could have if I had wanted to. 167 00:08:55,707 --> 00:08:57,539 Don't act like that, okay? 168 00:08:57,699 --> 00:09:00,099 I know for a fact that you like her. 169 00:09:00,219 --> 00:09:02,835 And then until they don't constantly. 170 00:09:03,027 --> 00:09:05,275 And most of all, don't act like Larry, dude. 171 00:09:05,307 --> 00:09:08,131 Your thing hasn't stuck to anything yet, except your hollow one 172 00:09:08,155 --> 00:09:08,719 hand. 173 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,712 Is he itchy or what? 174 00:09:10,816 --> 00:09:15,512 Yes, because I met Slatko while kickboxing and he is now 175 00:09:15,536 --> 00:09:17,460 with Ching. 176 00:09:18,640 --> 00:09:19,848 My condolences. 177 00:09:20,024 --> 00:09:27,216 And he said that she meant that she believes that you still 178 00:09:27,288 --> 00:09:28,112 you are a virgin. 179 00:09:28,136 --> 00:09:30,620 Man, what are you talking about, hey? 180 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:35,140 Like a virgin touch for the very first time. 181 00:09:41,140 --> 00:09:42,988 This is Doris Schneider. 182 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:46,804 While other mothers talk to their daughters about love, Doris Schneider has 183 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:48,492 only eyes for the green dot. 184 00:09:48,596 --> 00:09:51,116 And she has no idea that something is falling apart between her and her daughter 185 00:09:51,148 --> 00:09:53,200 if she continues to refuse. 186 00:10:11,720 --> 00:10:13,808 Messi, would you like to go upstairs or do you want to wait until they? 187 00:10:13,824 --> 00:10:15,020 break through the ceiling? 188 00:10:15,880 --> 00:10:18,020 Oh, the boys, they're just playing. 189 00:10:21,720 --> 00:10:22,832 Then I'll talk to him. 190 00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:24,500 I can do better with Cem anyway. 191 00:10:25,120 --> 00:10:27,536 You don't have to act up just because he hit on you once 192 00:10:27,568 --> 00:10:28,016 heard. 193 00:10:28,048 --> 00:10:32,802 Yes, for the record, he has at least as much respect for me as 194 00:10:32,826 --> 00:10:33,550 in front of you. 195 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:41,350 If I don't. 196 00:10:42,410 --> 00:10:43,630 You have to. 197 00:10:45,090 --> 00:10:49,018 They don't see problems. 198 00:10:49,114 --> 00:10:52,082 I don't understand a word, man, Kosta, shut up. 199 00:10:52,186 --> 00:10:53,030 Jam. 200 00:10:53,730 --> 00:10:56,566 Why are you so upset? 201 00:10:56,638 --> 00:10:59,934 I actually didn't want to resort to Turkish educational measures, but. 202 00:11:00,102 --> 00:11:03,850 Don't hurt me, don't hurt me, don't hurt me. 203 00:11:05,710 --> 00:11:10,490 So, I really hear Virgo. 204 00:11:19,230 --> 00:11:21,770 This is all your fault, you bum. 205 00:11:26,470 --> 00:11:30,006 I could file a complaint for child abuse. 206 00:11:30,198 --> 00:11:37,958 Yes, I could report you for film piracy, for drug abuse, for vandalism. 207 00:11:38,094 --> 00:11:40,450 Okay, sponge off it. 208 00:11:51,880 --> 00:11:53,256 What can you say out loud? 209 00:11:53,408 --> 00:11:54,768 A lot broken up there? 210 00:11:54,944 --> 00:11:59,696 Well, Scheibe has a jump rug in the burn hole and Cem is a virgin. 211 00:11:59,808 --> 00:12:01,740 How much do you estimate the repair costs? 212 00:12:02,040 --> 00:12:04,380 Who is James? 213 00:12:05,200 --> 00:12:06,900 I don't believe that now. 214 00:12:07,520 --> 00:12:09,336 And do you know who blames me? 215 00:12:09,488 --> 00:12:10,256 Mia. 216 00:12:10,408 --> 00:12:12,180 Fathers are always role models. 217 00:12:12,610 --> 00:12:14,150 What do you want to say with that? 218 00:12:14,530 --> 00:12:17,546 You are not able to be intimate with your son on principle 219 00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:18,306 to have conversations. 220 00:12:18,338 --> 00:12:18,602 Hasi. 221 00:12:18,626 --> 00:12:20,242 First and now you have the salad. 222 00:12:20,386 --> 00:12:21,986 Jam has never done it before. 223 00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:26,642 He is afraid, becomes insecure, delays it and becomes comfortable 224 00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:27,690 know how to do it. 225 00:12:27,850 --> 00:12:29,190 You're loud enough. 226 00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:32,978 You don't have to be rude just because your son is still doing it 227 00:12:32,994 --> 00:12:34,070 didn't do it. 228 00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:37,362 He'll figure out how to do it and try it out. 229 00:12:37,466 --> 00:12:39,092 After all, he has my IQ Ÿ. 230 00:12:39,146 --> 00:12:41,020 And especially my body. 231 00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:46,144 Try? 232 00:12:46,192 --> 00:12:50,104 Yes, and how many girls' hearts will fall into misfortune before he does 233 00:12:50,112 --> 00:12:50,952 has found itself. 234 00:12:51,016 --> 00:12:52,200 You didn't think of that? 235 00:12:52,320 --> 00:12:55,400 Millions of girls, none of whom will of course be the right one. 236 00:12:55,440 --> 00:12:59,180 And their mothers, what they have to go through, you haven't thought about that? 237 00:12:59,920 --> 00:13:01,340 What are you talking about? 238 00:13:02,800 --> 00:13:03,980 Of nothing at all. 239 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:10,538 I'll tell you everything, but you can't keep quiet. 240 00:13:10,714 --> 00:13:12,590 I'm going to bed now, I have a migraine. 241 00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:20,314 Is it true that if you're with someone you'll have a relationship problem forever? 242 00:13:20,322 --> 00:13:22,550 really falls on your face for your first great love? 243 00:13:24,010 --> 00:13:24,658 Cucumber? 244 00:13:24,714 --> 00:13:26,510 Please leave me alone. 245 00:13:26,890 --> 00:13:29,746 Tell me, has Chan ever said anything about me? 246 00:13:29,778 --> 00:13:32,666 So maybe mentioned that certain girl who he didn't want to name? 247 00:13:32,738 --> 00:13:33,044 Two thousand and one. 248 00:13:33,122 --> 00:13:35,600 I'll give you €20 if you leave me happy. 249 00:13:35,680 --> 00:13:38,296 You said yourself that parents with money and television attention 250 00:13:38,328 --> 00:13:39,760 replace, make a big mistake. 251 00:13:39,840 --> 00:13:42,352 And I don't want you to make a big mistake. 252 00:13:42,496 --> 00:13:44,536 Plus, it feels so good to talk about all this stuff with you 253 00:13:44,568 --> 00:13:44,856 to talk. 254 00:13:44,888 --> 00:13:46,728 You know, that really built up inside me. 255 00:13:46,824 --> 00:13:49,168 And you know what I keep thinking about? 256 00:13:49,264 --> 00:13:51,296 I'm dead for 10 minutes and you turn yourself in 257 00:13:51,328 --> 00:13:52,528 before what I say? 258 00:13:52,704 --> 00:13:54,312 You really are a joker, Doris. 259 00:13:54,456 --> 00:13:57,820 Anyway, what I'm totally afraid of is I'm dead. 260 00:13:58,200 --> 00:14:00,370 Ÿousand is that he has a new one. 261 00:14:00,950 --> 00:14:02,390 That would be the end of me. 262 00:14:02,510 --> 00:14:03,494 Does he have a new one? 263 00:14:03,582 --> 00:14:07,170 You know what, mom? 264 00:14:08,390 --> 00:14:10,518 If you know something, you would tell me, wouldn't you? 265 00:14:10,534 --> 00:14:12,350 I would also tell you if Metin has a new one. 266 00:14:12,390 --> 00:14:13,902 We don't have any secrets anymore. 267 00:14:14,006 --> 00:14:15,494 So he has a new one. 268 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:16,766 You know what? 269 00:14:16,958 --> 00:14:18,650 Can't you even ask Metin? 270 00:14:20,470 --> 00:14:22,334 He is still a virgin, he has no others. 271 00:14:22,382 --> 00:14:24,010 Now get out of there, otherwise I'll run amok. 272 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:26,780 He is still a virgin. 273 00:14:30,480 --> 00:14:32,380 Do you think he's saving himself for me? 274 00:14:33,200 --> 00:14:35,820 Orlenda, I'll count to three and then you're out. 275 00:14:42,920 --> 00:14:43,512 Oh yes? 276 00:14:43,576 --> 00:14:46,552 Preach freedom of discussion and then send your own daughter away? 277 00:14:46,656 --> 00:14:47,540 You, me. 278 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:50,140 Lena can come to me at any time. 279 00:14:50,730 --> 00:14:52,514 Well, then I'll come back to the practice tomorrow and then I can 280 00:14:52,522 --> 00:14:54,070 Let's talk about it in detail, yes? 281 00:15:03,770 --> 00:15:05,426 Do you really think it's my fault? 282 00:15:05,458 --> 00:15:06,190 Cem. 283 00:15:09,570 --> 00:15:10,850 We are parents. 284 00:15:11,010 --> 00:15:12,778 We are always to blame for everything. 285 00:15:12,874 --> 00:15:14,430 That's why they inherit. 286 00:15:16,370 --> 00:15:18,990 Does this fucking thing have to run all night? 287 00:15:36,230 --> 00:15:39,246 Oh, if you don't want to talk to me anymore, that's okay. 288 00:15:39,318 --> 00:15:39,614 Bye. 289 00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:42,290 Neukölln crush, that's what you wanted. 290 00:15:43,150 --> 00:15:44,570 Yes, I wanted that. 291 00:15:54,680 --> 00:15:55,740 I'll drive you. 292 00:16:06,360 --> 00:16:08,344 I used to drive you to school often. 293 00:16:08,512 --> 00:16:09,820 Okay, I have to go. 294 00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:13,790 Writes you an apology. 295 00:16:14,650 --> 00:16:16,626 I've been writing these to myself for five years. 296 00:16:16,738 --> 00:16:19,354 Honestly, I'm a little surprised at what you said yesterday. 297 00:16:19,442 --> 00:16:20,338 Oh man. 298 00:16:20,514 --> 00:16:25,074 This isn't going to be a father-son conversation, is it? 299 00:16:25,122 --> 00:16:29,790 What has happened between you and the opposite sex? 300 00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:35,990 Everything except for one thing. 301 00:16:38,620 --> 00:16:43,076 Cempas. 302 00:16:43,108 --> 00:16:43,868 Will we see the next one? 303 00:16:43,884 --> 00:16:47,772 Jorson, I want you. 304 00:16:47,836 --> 00:16:50,092 I don't want you to just accuse me of being to blame 305 00:16:50,116 --> 00:16:52,124 something I can't do anything about. 306 00:16:52,252 --> 00:16:54,252 You could have come and asked. 307 00:16:54,436 --> 00:16:56,520 And then you would have given me tips, or what? 308 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:59,004 Dad, look at you. 309 00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:02,092 You are over 40 and have slept with two women. 310 00:17:02,236 --> 00:17:04,040 So now me. 311 00:17:05,140 --> 00:17:09,788 So, how do you come to the conclusion that Doris and... 312 00:17:09,804 --> 00:17:12,844 What's so bad about waiting for the right one? 313 00:17:12,972 --> 00:17:15,972 You don't have to do your thing like the rest of the Turkish world 314 00:17:15,996 --> 00:17:17,280 stick it anywhere. 315 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:21,800 Oh shit, you can't even say cock. 316 00:17:24,700 --> 00:17:25,316 Hello. 317 00:17:25,428 --> 00:17:27,280 I thought we'd better talk before school. 318 00:17:29,270 --> 00:17:31,582 So, what have you learned from girls? 319 00:17:31,606 --> 00:17:32,542 Talk to me about it. 320 00:17:32,606 --> 00:17:33,810 What are your tips? 321 00:17:34,190 --> 00:17:37,606 Cucumber, this is not the mother role I imagined. 322 00:17:37,798 --> 00:17:40,158 I can't talk to you about cem and petting and him 323 00:17:40,174 --> 00:17:41,998 put the bread on the table in the evening. 324 00:17:42,174 --> 00:17:42,966 Why not? 325 00:17:42,998 --> 00:17:46,886 We don't do the petting at the table because it's the innocent one 326 00:17:46,918 --> 00:17:49,450 Atmosphere of a family destroyed. 327 00:17:49,870 --> 00:17:51,850 Yes, yes, I have this dream. 328 00:17:57,400 --> 00:17:58,296 That's annoying, dude. 329 00:17:58,328 --> 00:17:59,768 Your eternal whispering. 330 00:17:59,944 --> 00:18:00,776 Take your time. 331 00:18:00,848 --> 00:18:02,192 Be a nice guy. 332 00:18:02,376 --> 00:18:04,904 I don't feel like being laughed at by Costa. 333 00:18:05,032 --> 00:18:07,288 I mean, I'm 17. 334 00:18:07,298 --> 00:18:09,136 I should fuck around until I drop. 335 00:18:09,248 --> 00:18:11,980 When I was 17, I was preparing for university. 336 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:13,944 You just don't understand me. 337 00:18:14,032 --> 00:18:15,816 Then tell me how I can do it better. 338 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:17,140 I'm really trying here. 339 00:18:17,760 --> 00:18:18,580 Hello? 340 00:18:20,090 --> 00:18:22,270 I'm really trying to be a better father here. 341 00:18:24,210 --> 00:18:26,642 Other fathers take their sons to the brothel so that they can 342 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:27,290 learn. 343 00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:28,546 You just did. 344 00:18:28,618 --> 00:18:29,990 Do you have it? 345 00:18:30,850 --> 00:18:32,746 Who goes to the brothel with their son? 346 00:18:32,818 --> 00:18:33,506 Costa was with us. 347 00:18:33,538 --> 00:18:34,306 Fifteenth. 348 00:18:34,418 --> 00:18:38,098 Costa was in a real one. 349 00:18:38,274 --> 00:18:41,990 Yes, and I want you to go with me. 350 00:18:43,410 --> 00:18:44,232 Badabank. 351 00:18:44,306 --> 00:18:44,916 Come on, breathe. 352 00:18:44,948 --> 00:18:45,800 Then the case. 353 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:51,560 And yet, it wasn't the second one. 354 00:18:53,420 --> 00:18:57,684 I believe that the river in my dream means that Cem 355 00:18:57,732 --> 00:18:59,988 and I have to learn to swim. 356 00:19:00,044 --> 00:19:04,560 In other words, overcome inner hurdles to be ready for love. 357 00:19:05,420 --> 00:19:08,260 Or maybe the river means that one of you is drifting away 358 00:19:08,300 --> 00:19:09,756 and finds the next partner. 359 00:19:09,828 --> 00:19:12,360 First love is not something you should obsess over. 360 00:19:13,580 --> 00:19:17,400 But then what does the sun that rises when he smiles at me mean? 361 00:19:17,820 --> 00:19:19,520 Sun means nothing. 362 00:19:21,340 --> 00:19:23,800 I think, yes, the sun means. 363 00:19:24,500 --> 00:19:26,240 Heaven sent him. 364 00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,044 He's ignoring you. 365 00:19:29,172 --> 00:19:29,756 Hello. 366 00:19:29,868 --> 00:19:31,796 Think about the knife in his chest. 367 00:19:31,948 --> 00:19:34,668 I left him for Axel and now I have to prove that I am 368 00:19:34,684 --> 00:19:35,460 I'm worth it. 369 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:35,678 Two thousand and one. 370 00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:38,150 Not to mention the blood dripping from his wound. 371 00:19:40,290 --> 00:19:42,698 Joint defloration. 372 00:19:42,874 --> 00:19:43,870 Clearly. 373 00:19:45,330 --> 00:19:47,590 You got the symbol interpretation from Pop Rocky. 374 00:19:48,930 --> 00:19:51,818 I'm glad we talked about it because now I'm 375 00:19:51,834 --> 00:19:57,190 It became clear that Cem and I were made for each other. 376 00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:13,116 That was a look of love. 377 00:20:13,308 --> 00:20:14,240 But not. 378 00:20:14,580 --> 00:20:15,580 But now. 379 00:20:15,740 --> 00:20:17,200 No, he's just scratching himself. 380 00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:19,212 His finger points to me. 381 00:20:19,276 --> 00:20:21,080 This is a subconscious signal. 382 00:20:21,660 --> 00:20:23,160 I get heart palpitations. 383 00:20:23,460 --> 00:20:25,900 Cucumber, can you please help me with dessert in the kitchen? 384 00:20:26,060 --> 00:20:26,652 Pickles? 385 00:20:26,716 --> 00:20:27,280 Two thousand and one. 386 00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:41,430 I forbid you. 387 00:20:41,970 --> 00:20:42,690 What? 388 00:20:42,850 --> 00:20:44,882 I forbid you to sit at our table. 389 00:20:44,906 --> 00:20:48,562 If you don't stop building a sexual atmosphere, you'll have it 390 00:20:48,586 --> 00:20:49,522 not all anymore. 391 00:20:49,706 --> 00:20:51,362 Give yourself a shout. 392 00:20:51,506 --> 00:20:53,210 For you it's all just a lot of fun. 393 00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:56,082 Your first relationship and then with someone so close to you 394 00:20:56,106 --> 00:20:56,670 is. 395 00:20:57,940 --> 00:20:59,240 Then there is war. 396 00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:02,724 I wanted to create a family where everyone had their place and 397 00:21:02,772 --> 00:21:04,436 can live in peace and love. 398 00:21:04,508 --> 00:21:06,356 And your place isn't in James' bed. 399 00:21:06,468 --> 00:21:07,720 Bite me. 400 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:09,880 Oops, now she's getting mad. 401 00:21:10,260 --> 00:21:14,320 Well, I can be rude too. 402 00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:34,660 Is everything okay with you? 403 00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,100 I have everything under control. 404 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:46,816 Cem, would you like us to wash the car together later? 405 00:21:46,968 --> 00:21:47,784 Oh yes. 406 00:21:47,872 --> 00:21:51,948 And after that we can go bumper car driving, or you can read to me 407 00:21:51,964 --> 00:21:52,760 what ahead. 408 00:21:56,180 --> 00:21:57,440 To your room. 409 00:22:05,700 --> 00:22:06,880 Excuse me please. 410 00:22:08,420 --> 00:22:09,960 Would you like another pizza? 411 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:11,440 Gladly. 412 00:22:15,420 --> 00:22:16,120 Two thousand and one. 413 00:22:18,450 --> 00:22:19,390 Misery. 414 00:22:20,530 --> 00:22:23,760 What's with your crush on Neukölln 17? 415 00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:27,670 A wrong turn that Alarm just managed to dissuade me from. 416 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:41,950 Two thousand and one. 417 00:22:49,880 --> 00:22:51,380 Leave me alone. 418 00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,060 You're not taking this seriously anyway. 419 00:22:55,680 --> 00:22:57,420 You don't take me seriously. 420 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:01,620 Do you actually know what it's like when it really hurts? 421 00:23:02,200 --> 00:23:05,380 and seems so shitty all the time, too painful. 422 00:23:06,080 --> 00:23:06,832 If not anymore. 423 00:23:06,856 --> 00:23:08,420 You're on my side. 424 00:23:13,490 --> 00:23:14,590 Let me. 425 00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:18,790 And never act like an understanding mother again. 426 00:23:19,250 --> 00:23:21,270 His uptight philistine. 427 00:23:23,050 --> 00:23:24,590 Yes, maybe that's me. 428 00:23:25,330 --> 00:23:27,830 But show me the mother who lets this go. 429 00:23:51,730 --> 00:23:54,674 Just because you don't want to talk to me anymore doesn't mean 430 00:23:54,722 --> 00:23:56,350 that I give up. 431 00:24:09,770 --> 00:24:12,210 As long as you forbid me from seeing Cem, I hate you. 432 00:24:12,250 --> 00:24:13,530 He doesn't talk to you anymore anyway. 433 00:24:13,570 --> 00:24:15,410 Can't you seriously ask me to go to a whorehouse? 434 00:24:15,450 --> 00:24:15,882 go with you? 435 00:24:15,906 --> 00:24:17,770 But I don't feel like being a virgin anymore. 436 00:24:17,850 --> 00:24:19,442 So you have a dream man after all. 437 00:24:19,546 --> 00:24:20,586 Stands in room nine. 438 00:24:20,658 --> 00:24:21,370 Have a virgin. 439 00:24:21,410 --> 00:24:21,922 Here. 440 00:24:22,066 --> 00:24:23,710 Show me your face, stranger. 441 00:24:24,250 --> 00:24:27,056 But it's not the first time, Mr. Öztürk, that two thousand and one Greece 442 00:24:27,088 --> 00:24:28,960 pöken are one step ahead. 443 00:24:29,080 --> 00:24:31,632 Eu, em, sex. 444 00:24:31,776 --> 00:24:33,192 You don't even know what Eu is yet. 445 00:24:33,256 --> 00:24:34,680 But I know what sex is.